Lessons Learned

So, while here in Key West for a bit of vacation, I've learned some things about life. I want you to share these experiences with me.

1. If you don't want to be groped, don't go to a drag show. Because Inga will touch you inappropriately, be you lady or man.

2. When going out into tropical sun after living in cloudy NY your entire life, PLEASE, for the love of God, wear sunblock. Preferably SPF 70. Otherwise, you'll burn your ass and not be able to walk properly for a week.

3. The creepers come out at night. If you don't want to be creeped, stay inside.

4. Touching lizards is fun. As long as they're little.

5. Don't have sex with the dead manatees on the beach. They'll arrest you. (Note: I did, in fact, hear referance to this act from one of the locals while avoiding creepers. See lesson 3.)