Soulie and I have decided just what to do with El Profe. An observer, FH, opines:
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Facebook status, 12:46am: Ashtree is helping Soulie mail ol' Profe back to the A-Tina.*
1:35am, FH: hmm that must cost a bundle in postage
1:35am, Ashtree: hahaha Soulie and I were going to charge him for it ;)
1:36am, FH: why is he going to Argentina?
1:36am, Ashtree: um, we are sick of his crap and we are mailing him back where he came from
1:36am, FH: well he's going to the Dominican Republic soon anyway
1:36am, Ashtree: this is so
but Soulie and I decided that he spends all his free time thinking up ways to torture us, so we needed to dispose of him humanely;)
1:37am, FH: ahh
1:37am, Ashtree: we're gonna poke holes in the box, we're not that cruel!
1:37am, FH: how nice of you
1:37am, Ashtree: we're caring souls
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*We've decided to abbreviate "Argentina" to "the A-Tina" much like rappers refer to "Atlanta" as "the ATL." Bonus points because it sounds like "A*Teens!"
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Facebook status, 12:46am: Ashtree is helping Soulie mail ol' Profe back to the A-Tina.*
1:35am, FH: hmm that must cost a bundle in postage
1:35am, Ashtree: hahaha Soulie and I were going to charge him for it ;)
1:36am, FH: why is he going to Argentina?
1:36am, Ashtree: um, we are sick of his crap and we are mailing him back where he came from
1:36am, FH: well he's going to the Dominican Republic soon anyway
1:36am, Ashtree: this is so
but Soulie and I decided that he spends all his free time thinking up ways to torture us, so we needed to dispose of him humanely;)
1:37am, FH: ahh
1:37am, Ashtree: we're gonna poke holes in the box, we're not that cruel!
1:37am, FH: how nice of you
1:37am, Ashtree: we're caring souls
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*We've decided to abbreviate "Argentina" to "the A-Tina" much like rappers refer to "Atlanta" as "the ATL." Bonus points because it sounds like "A*Teens!"
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