Monday, December 8, 2008

Stay off. The crack.

I rather love the Nations game on Facebook. You invent a country and it pukes out up to two daily "issues" which you as supreme leader must solve. But methinks they're scraping the bottom of the barrel these days...

When sitting alone in your office today, a small chipmunk came in through a window and spoke to you saying, "If you plant it, it will grow", and then scurried back out the window. Do you:
Remember that you forgot to plant your window box this year and mark it on the list of things to do, but disregard the silly daydream?
Look into planting a few new trees in Jadwiga just in case the message was something real?
Take it as a sign to keep cleaning up the environment and institute a nationwide initiative to plant more trees, shrubs and flowers?
Go home and instruct your gardener to plant some marijuana plants in your garden this year?

...what?

For the record, I chose the fourth option as a lark and the result was this:
"Jadwiga has seen a rise in the use of marijuana when a very powerful strain has hit the streets out of nowhere!"

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