ME: You know, Pants once told me that waiters and waitresses are trained to come ask how everything is when your mouth is full of food. That way, you can't say it's bad.
MOM: Yeah? And where did she waitress to learn that?
ME: I don't knowww...she told me back in Girl Scouts...
MOM: Do you really think the waiters have enough time on a busy night like this to look around and see if everyone's mouth is full before they come over and ask if everything's okay?
ME: Probably not... [looks down at plate sheepishly]
[Everyone starts eating again.]
[Charlie, the waiter, arrives.]
CHARLIE: Everything okay here, folks?
[Everyone nods with their mouths full. Charlie leaves.]
ME: HA! Who called that?!
MOM: ...you did.
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