well, this got obscene real fast.

The following is a conversation I had with my friend, GG, via AIM. Neither of us has a filter. It got real crazy real fast.
Note: We both play clarinet and GG's clarinet teacher calls him "Rubber Lips." SUPER AWKWARD.
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GG: lesbian
ME: excuse you bitch
ME: but i like penis
GG: lesbo
carpet mucher
dyke
ME: you kiss yo momma with that mouth?
GG: yea
fish monger

snatch catcher
ME: skittle diddler?
GG: good one
beef curtain designer
ME: hahahahah
GG: labium licker
ME: at least nobody calls me rubber lips
GG: lol
 i know
lucky you
ME: because yo vagina hang so low you can tie that shit in a BOW
GG: mmm i like danlgy lips
ME: you like to flap them upside yo own face
like dumbo ears
gives you a nice fishy breeze
GG: yesss
ME: reminds you of Massachusetts in the summer
GG: haha
i like to lick all the way down one dangley side
then up the other
mmmm
hhahahahahaha
ME: in fact, you use them lips as sails for your boat at Cape Cod!
GG: you bet i do
ME: and all them squiggly hairs trap the breeze and you win all the boat races
GG: hahahahaha
lmao
ME: hehehehehe